HONEY GO HOME

She planned my day
I says, "No way!
It's my last day off
And da Vikings play!
You can count me out."
But she started to pout,
So I said I'd come
Man, am I dumb (he's dumb)

(I just said dat, geez, ya don't have to rub it in)

Just when I thought "What could bore me more?"
She took me into da fabric store.
Talk about pure hell I wanted to yell
"I should be watching da NFL!"

Bridge : I says "Dat's the last straw"
Ya, dis time she'd gone too far.
Dats when I laid down the law
(Ya?) Ya! (Ya?) Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya!

Chorus : Honey, go home I been with ya all day
Now I gotta big softball game to play...
And I hear dere'll be lotsa beer
It won't be fun for you, dear.
Honey, go home
Cuz ya don't wanna be
Out with my ishy friends and me
Testosterone
We grunt and groan,
So Ya! (Ya!)
Honey, go home!

It never fails
She goes into the tale
'Bout da one time we got
Thrown in jail.
Then to add to the pain,
She had me explain
Why my butt's where I keep my brain.

Bridge: I said "Dat's the last straw"
Ya, dis time she'd gone too far
Dat's when I layed down the law
(Ya?) Ya! (Ya?) Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya!

Chorus: Honey, go home
I been with ya all day
Now I gotta big softball game to play...
And I hear dere'll be lotsa beer
It won't be fun for you, dear.
Honey, go home
Cuz ya don't wanna be
Out with my ishy friends and me
Testosterone
We grunt and groan,
So Ya! (Ya!) Honey, go home!

("Say, do you tink you could get her to loan me a 20 first?"
"GO HOME!"
"Oh-oh...she's mad..."
"I mean that in the most LOVING way, dear..."
"Well, dere she goes..."
"Oh, dat's MUCH better!")